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what is this “gay straight alliance”. Whoever said i wanted to be aligned with the straights. i want to Win

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it’s always the white people who become cannibalistic during an apocalypse

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Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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sext: hey you’re kinda cute oh god fuck was that okay of me to say holy shit did i make you uncomfortable im so fucking sorry [sweating profusely] fuck

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